Sort of a farewell

[Deku]

Well Im not at home, so it's safe to talk about it now. I'm pretty sure my house is haunted; but the fucker(s) is only after me. You know how you can feel the pressure in the room when someone walks in, you can just FEEL it? Well there's this really offbeat pressure in my room, in the day it's off towards the corner, and lately it's right next to my bed when Im (trying) to go to sleep. Also, there's this rather faint knocking on the walls, always so casual. The only time it's ever been a slamming is last time I tried typing this at home. I wish I knew why it only wants me, so I'm gonna start doing research about entities and things of that nature and why it's only tied to me.

I'm scared of what I might find. So if I'm not on, my soul is probably being harvested.

Your's lovingly,
Deku Sapling

[Connor Kenway]

Deku, man, I hope you make it.
You scared the shit out of me when you told me last night.
Let us just hope it is a friendly ghost attracted to your sexiness.

[Deku]

Well it must be gettin hornier, because it gets progressively worse; not a lot, but it's noticeable

[Connor Kenway]

Are you sure you're not just trippin' balls?

[Deku]

I'm more positive than you are for herpes, Conasaurus

[Fon]

You gotta show the ghost your balls of steel. If you feel like something is watching you in the dark, drop your pants, start fapping, and whisper in the darkness "This one's for you." Bam. No more ghost problems.

[Deku]

...My balls are made of adamantium ;--;

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