Went To The Gym Today. It Was The Worst Experience of My Life.

[Ivory]

Thumbs down.

Spoiler:

Indeed, yes, my little sister has a kewl Assassin's Creed poster on her wall.
No hatin.
Anyways.

Gyms...
Gyms are nasty.
Gyms are boring.
Gyms are unnatural.

But 'ya know, today I decided to go after school, instead of chillin in my bed like I do everyday.
This was my first time ever going to a gym.
I was really excited at first!
...But it sucked.
I had no idea what to do, so I just ran on the treadmill.
I ran three miles.
I had nothing to do.
But it's a place full of stinky, sweaty men and jocks and just not my kinda' crowd e.e
Two boys next to me talked about blowing $200 on protein shake powder.
e.e
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH TWO HUNDRED FREAKIN DOLLARS?
A lot.
That's what you can do.
While I was running, a girl tried talking to me. Said she liked the color of my shorts. I thanked her, then turned my music back up. But from the corner of my eye, I could see the she was still trying to talk to me. So in the midst of running, I had to lower/turn up my volume constantly cuz she just WOULDN'T SHUT UP.
She finally left and I was about to do my own thing but...e.e
I don like de gym.

Anyways, for you who all love the gym...I will never understand.

If any of you would like to share some gym stories, please do entertain us all with them .-.
Cuz I actually saw a few funny things happen while I was running lol.

[Fon]

Gyms are for nasty creepy men to look at girls and arrogant douchebags to try to impress girls. Go find a Mixed Martial Arts or kickboxing class. Nothing gets you into shape faster than releasing all YOUR INNER RAGE into a lifeless bag until your arms are jelly and you want to die instead of feeling the intense agony of your muscles being torn apart. Fun stuff.

[Deku]

Which Gym leader did you fight?o:

[Ivory]

I've always wanted to go to kickboxing! O: funny you mentioned that .-. There's really not many in Naples so I'll have to check into that.

And Deku, I didn't fight a gym leader. I just mindlessly walked into a gym and oh! Freaking Flannery was there, and wouldn't shut up on them treadmills, dood D: talked my ear off about how she's the 'almighty' gym leader of Lavaridge City and how she specializes in fire type pokemon and how she favors Mag over Torkoal because Torkoal just sucks cuz he's a turtle and Mag is just Mag.
.-.

[Deku]

Aww, Torkoal is my friend ):

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